This is what happens when you take cardboard and 1 roll of duct tape and enter a boat-building contest. You build your boat, strap on a life jacket, grab a paddle, and get very excited.
Next, your papa helps you into your cardboard/duct tape boat and pushes you out into the pond.
You paddle with all your might.
And then you tip over and have to swim back.
Unless you're Jake. Then, you fall out immediately after your papa helps you into your boat.
Twice.
And if you're Luke, the paddle is bigger than you, so you just drift around until your dad swims out and pushes you towards shore.
Then, the grown-ups try out the boats and don't do very well. (That's Andy, by the way.)
And then you start planning for next year...
Next, your papa helps you into your cardboard/duct tape boat and pushes you out into the pond.
You paddle with all your might.
And then you tip over and have to swim back.
Unless you're Jake. Then, you fall out immediately after your papa helps you into your boat.
Twice.
And if you're Luke, the paddle is bigger than you, so you just drift around until your dad swims out and pushes you towards shore.
Then, the grown-ups try out the boats and don't do very well. (That's Andy, by the way.)
And then you start planning for next year...
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