Jokes

Maggie had to have a joke or riddle to tell at school for show-and-tell last week. We had a great time trying to think of something for her to use. The following are several things we came up with, and some jokes her classmates shared...I love 1st grade humor!

Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. Nice belt.

Q. What did the frog order in the drive-thru?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. What's blue and smells like red paint?
A. Blue paint.

Q. Why is Cinderella bad at sports?
A. Her coach is a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball.

Q. What do you do to a naughty pig?
A. Put him in hamcuffs.

Q. What do pigs celebrate on the 4th of July?
A. In-the-pen-dance day.

Q. What part of the watch plays music?
A. The band.

The following two are from Grandpa...we didn't think maybe they were the best to share at school, but funny none-the-less.

Q. What's God's name?
A. Andy. "Andy walks with me...Andy talks with me..."

Mary had a little lamb...and the doctor fainted.

And Scott's all-time favorite joke from childhood, which we did not share with the kids...

Q. What do guys get when they wear purple underwear?
A. Grape nuts.

(Sorry about that one!!!)